First up, 'Smokin' Joe Rorton tells us how he managed to reconcile his love of Mississippi Blues with Freudian Psychoanalysis.

Next up, Tate Rorton, a DJ of great experience and distinction introduces you to an evening of smooth and mellow Death Metal

And to start the evening's cool entertainment, here's Gruesome Skull, the world's one and only one-man death metal band

Do you want to see YOUR kids bouncing around with glee to the music of Professor Bunjee? Batten down your beds and sofas if you download this!

UPDATE! Professor Bunjee is back with Snuggledybumptious hugs! This will either delight or terrify your children!

Ah! This tribute to Eastenders is all the more poignant now Pauline's copped it!

Ah! And why not have a tribute to Emmerdale too...

And a special acapella tribute to Crossroads!

COMPUTER PORN! Who'd have thought Kraftwerk, those Teutonic techno pioneers would resort to such FILTH!

Music: Kraftwerk

Thank God Bratpack member Sammy Lee Rorton knows who wears the trousers.

Jobscape - Employment advice for galactic rogues who no longer have a part in Star Wars

Music: John Williams

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