But that's enough of my alliteration. Let's boogie!

Perhaps this 80's monstrosity is the reason pop star Kim Wilde eventually got into gardening. No wonder the kids moved to America.

Same decade, same mistake. On this occasion it didn't quite have terrible global consequences but you can see the shadows of misjudgment looming. Rock on, Tony!

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And Waddle we do about this mullet? England expects... a haircut and then to lose to a penalty shoot-out against the still be-mulleted Germans. Maybe Samson had a point.

Oh no! Two for the price of one. A bad haircut and a bright pink shirt!

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Yes, it all started in the 80's, or was it the 70's? A bad blonde do complete with stylish 'off the shoulder' dungarees!

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This could be an advert for a 50's 'B movie': "The Thing that grew out of the Woman's Head". It could be coming to a salon near you!

Be afraid... be very afraid.