Hi there! Welcome to my cool web page!

Hi there. How's it hanging? Sieg heil, innit! My name's Adolf. Whoever you are I love you, especially if you have blonde hair and blue eyes. For those of you who don't know me let me tell you about myself 'cos I'm gonna start blogging and Myspacing soon! :-)

This is me! Larging it at Nuremberg.

Name: Adolf Hitler

Favourite colour: Black - and red, 'spesh for groovy Swastikas

Star sign: Astrology is for weakwilled mystics who deserve to be sterilised. Only joking! I'm a sensitive Virgo.

Dream babe: Eva Braun

Hobbies: Walking the dog, painting, planning global domination, riding in tanks

Most embarrassing moment: My trousers fell down during the Munich beer hall putsch!!

Favourite quote: Sieg heil!

Likes: S Club 7, Nietszche, Wagner, strawberry ice cream!!!!, paintball games, war

Dislikes: People who leave the toothpaste cap off, Jews, spineless political conspirators against the great Fatherland, spiders in the bath!!

Couldn't live without: Invasions and my moustache!

What's this page all about?

This is a place where me and my friends chill out and talk about our hobbies, be they riding tanks around Poland, dropping bombs on London (a great laugh!) or taking the mick out of the uncool Jews. Any other young Germans with militaristic views are also welcome.

I eventually hope to expand this page, rather like the Fatherland, to a website of my own with funky links to other far right wing organisations!!

 

ZE BIG SHOUT-OUTS

Today big shout goes out to Obergruppenfuehrer Heisselmann, SS Officer Goehrman and all the guys in the tank division on the Polish border. Nuff respect to Benito Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito and General Franco.

Adolf's Diary - today's entry

Saw my mate Benito in Rome today. He said he'd just invaded Albania. He's one crazy guy! Rome is cool. I love the fashion there. Got myself a pair of wicked new jackboots and a full length trenchcoat in the fashion boutiques.

Adolf's big discussion - why do ze Poles, Jews, French und Slavs keep dissing us?

Once again everyone freaks out when we go for a ride in our tanks - why can't they just chill out? All we want to do is have some fun and hang out in the Rhineland demilitarised zone or the Polish corridor and what happens? We get all this hassle from the League of Nations. I think it's time people started to appreciate our views more. If there were other things to do we wouldn't ride around in our tanks. Let's face it - we're BORED, BORED, BORED!!

Another big discussion next week

 

Who's this cool dude? Guess what! It's me again, just cruising around Berlin with some of my mates, the Potsdam massive and Brownshirtz in ze Hood. Dig the funky armbands, huh?

 

I'm a member of the Happy Nazi Webring

That's all for now. Byee!

Adolf xxx

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