At over eight thousand, five hundred metres, Mount Everest boasts the world's highest corpse.
With worldwide sales of over 47 million, Michael Jackson's Thriller has helped to establish him as the world's most deluded popstar.
With a collection of 2,112 aeroplane sick bags, Niek Vermeulen from the Netherlands is the saddest man in Europe.
With extremely wealthy parents, an Oxford first, a bizarre ability to attract beautiful women and a disproportionate amount of luck on fruit machines, Trevor Hanwell from Maidenhead holds the world record for being smacked in the mouth.
I made the last one up, by the way.