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More updates in progress.

13/11/07 Professor Bunjee's tired of bouncing like a bunny rabbit and is into a new scene - Click on hereto wow your kids with his new masterpiece.

Woohoo! After much endeavour, I got a photo of Bollywood's finest, Shilpa Shetty. She's even more beautiful in real life!

Oh no! I've been invaded again!

We must stop this evil force, and if you're offended by Hitler stuff, remember... I'm laughing AT him!

The scandal of it! Troubled Teletubbies lose the plot.

Oh dear! David Hasselhoff's in a bit of trouble and KITT is not too happy.

Yes, that bloke on the top right grinning smugly like a Cheshire cat is me! Julie Andrews is the person on the left and I hope I can bring the hills of the Internet alive with the sound of irony, poetry and surrealist humour.

‘WHO's THIS RAYMOND ORTON GEEZER?’ – you may ask.

It’s not my real name but I’ve been lumbered with it for a while since I used it as an alias on the Net. I'm into the whole smorgasbord of creativity - as long as I don't have to draw.

Basically I’m a poet and humorist who is now moving into novel-writing and songwriting – and websites of course. Anything artistic as long as it doesn’t involve drawing or painting which, incidentally, I’m useless at so I usually get someone else to do it when I have an idea along those lines.

I’m a member of the Soupy Legion who admire the work of Joel Veitch, his wacky website rathergood.com and his ska/rock band ‘Seven Seconds of Love’. Come to one of their gigs (usually in the UK) and we might meet.

By the way if you happen to be a fine lass who feels they want to be liberated from the cult of long hair and shampoo/conditioner etc. expenses (though I don't recommend a 'Britney'!) then visit my other site Top of the Crops

Music is 'Afternoon Delight' by The Starland Vocal Band.